A tale of two men, one who did everything they were told, and one that focused on themselves.

Mail: She'll Never Love You: CONFIRMED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZ6bXXc_eE

Intro/Outro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist
Background Music: "One Down Dog" by Wes Hutchinson. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

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